Definitely, Hopefully

"Everyone’s so concerned about political correctness. I usually call her my domestic partner. I..."

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:26:41 -0500

““Everyone’s so concerned about political correctness. I usually call her my domestic partner. I actually married her. Well, I’ll call her Jill. She has a name, you know. Like a zombie or something. When I’m with her, I’m home. If we’re in a hotel or away or in the car. We’re together, we’re home.””

- Charles Taliaferro, sweetest thing I’ve ever heard. (via carlyosaurus)

doctorwho: nightingalescode: Happy Doctor Who Day! Pip and I...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:17:55 -0500

doctorwho:

nightingalescode:

Happy Doctor Who Day!

Pip and I are all prepared for the Name of the Doctor!

It’s Doctor Who Day! We want to see your setup for the season finale of Doctor Who: The Name of the Doctor!

tupacabra: IM LIUAGHED REALLY REALLY HARD

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:01:26 -0500

tupacabra:

IM LIUAGHED REALLY REALLY HARD

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Sat, 18 May 2013 16:37:01 -0500

4fagsunderthestars: hey there delilah whats it like up in rack city? i see 10s of 10s of 20s laying...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:31:13 -0500

4fagsunderthestars:

hey there delilah whats it like up in rack city?

i see 10s of 10s of 20s laying down upon your titties

yes i do

no one can twerk dat ass like you

i swear its true

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Sat, 18 May 2013 15:43:36 -0500

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Sat, 18 May 2013 15:22:25 -0500

doctorwho: The only mystery worth solving.

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:22:07 -0500

doctorwho:

The only mystery worth solving.

windydude: it does not rain in south east asia, it singapours

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:28:06 -0500

windydude:

it does not rain in south east asia, it singapours

Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:50:22 -0500

Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.

lordjaysus: sallynopants: One night President Obama and his...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:49:26 -0500

lordjaysus:

sallynopants:

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

get it girl

z snap

dannythequeerghost: likearadiowave: vhanstiel: ladymalchav: i...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:48:24 -0500

dannythequeerghost:

likearadiowave:

vhanstiel:

ladymalchav:

imthedoctortobiasfunke:

smashing-bricks:

castiel-is-a-bluebird:

mydetheturk:

poco-loki:

nah, he ran into her knife

he ran into her knife ten times

HE HAD IT COMING

HE HAD IT COMING ALL ALONG

IF YOU’D HAVE BEEN THERE

IF YOU HAD SEEN IT

I BETCHA YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME

tumblr, the only place where violence against men is a joke

Real life, the only place where violence against women is glorified by movies and made into jokes

limb-o:

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:37:32 -0500

limb-o:

tokenduelist: sulkylass: this one looks like it’s plotting...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:59:54 -0500

tokenduelist:

sulkylass:

this one looks like it’s plotting something really evil

We kill the Zubatman.

after playing with one cock, they don’t stop coming.

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:25:29 -0500

after playing with one cock, they don’t stop coming.

band-kids-are-the-best: MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA BOBBLE-HEADED...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:23:39 -0500

band-kids-are-the-best:

MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA

BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS

RABBITS MATING WITH RATS

TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS

PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE

LIZARDS-

WHAT THE FUCK

WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS

THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG

THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT

WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK

AND MORE LIZARDS

FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER

WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS

HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE

ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER

AND THIS GUY

AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO

AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING

JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS

BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD

WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.

SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.

WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.

P.S.

And people say Pokemon aren’t real.

that bear has got to be the cutest thing on the face of the earth

It’s not a bear, it’s a wombat, you uneducated shit.

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"As a child I never heard one woman say to me, “I love my body.” Not my mother, my elder sister, my..."

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:47:18 -0500

“As a child I never heard one woman say to me, “I love my body.” Not my mother, my elder sister, my best friend. No one woman has ever said, “I am so proud of my body.” So I make sure to say it to Mia, because a positive physical outlook has to start at an early age.”

- Kate Winslet (via wrists)

danalmostcaughtonfire: tunetechfrosthead: nothisisnotdog: *ANGRILY OPPA GANGNAM STYLES TOWARDS...

Sat, 18 May 2013 07:32:34 -0500

danalmostcaughtonfire:

tunetechfrosthead:

nothisisnotdog:

*ANGRILY OPPA GANGNAM STYLES TOWARDS YOU*

*VIOLENTLY TWERKS AWAY*

DO yOU KNOW HOW FUCKING FUNNY IT IS TO MENTALLY PICTURE THIS LIKE IMAGINE THIS LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS JUST START FUCKING DANCING TOWARD YOU WITH A MEAN LOOK AND YOU JUST TURN AROUND LIKE A SASS GOD AND START SHAKING YOUR ASS AND RUNNING AWAY LIK E THAT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY I CANT