May 2013
4fagsunderthestars:
hey there delilah whats it like up in rack city?
i see 10s of 10s of 20s laying down upon your titties
yes i do
no one can twerk dat ass like you
i swear its true
windydude:
it does not rain in south east asia, it singapours
Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
As a child I never heard one woman say to me, “I love my body.” Not my mother,...
– Kate Winslet (via wrists)
danalmostcaughtonfire:
tunetechfrosthead:
nothisisnotdog:
*ANGRILY OPPA GANGNAM STYLES TOWARDS YOU*
*VIOLENTLY TWERKS AWAY*
DO yOU KNOW HOW FUCKING FUNNY IT IS TO MENTALLY PICTURE THIS LIKE IMAGINE THIS LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS JUST START FUCKING DANCING TOWARD YOU WITH A MEAN LOOK AND YOU JUST TURN AROUND LIKE A SASS GOD AND START SHAKING YOUR ASS AND RUNNING AWAY LIK E THAT IS SO...
circumcisions:
im so naturally funny because my life is a joke
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doctorwho:
okayamelia:
“my real name is…. matt smith.”
the doctor takes off his jacket and bowtie to reveal his real self. he has been a human actor all along. the fourth wall is broken. the fandom is in chaos.
moltres:
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
baboushkat:
2 seconds of this played before it crashed and i was already crying with laughter.
mamamantis:
walk up in the club like “end rape culture, unlearn sexism, question gender, fight back”
happy-healthy-and-fit:
tumblr is like the chinese finger trap. the more you pull away the deeper it pulls you in.
doctorwho:
expelliarmus:
I’m just
so excited for the DW finale tomorrow
idk what to do with myself right now
#i am just sitting here staring at my laptop #doing nothing #AND A CLIP WITH MATT AND DAVID TOMORROW AFTER THE EP #[SCREAMS INTERNALLY]
Okay, guy, so why do you feel like you want/need/deserve to settle down with a...
– Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit
Hitting the bullshit nail right on its head.
Feminists don’t hate men, we hate the bullshit power structure that exists that allows men to take advantage of women rather than dealing with their emotions.
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HOLLLLLLLA
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